Rule #32: enjoy the little things
“The family dog is inside the turkey and can’t get out.”

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Tales from the Butterball Hotline.

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mochacafe:

via cuteaddiction

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When you Google “anagram,” you’re asked, “Did you mean nag a ram?”
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sunbeamssomebeans:

when they come knocking on your hearts door,

choose the one who loves you more

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i loooooove you!
sunbeamssomebeans

I love you back best friend! <3

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